753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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A gentleman farmer never dirties himself with the soil or soils himself with the dirt.
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The only bright thing about some movies is the electric sign in front of the theater.
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You can always tell an eight-year-old, but you have to tell him twice.
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It's not easy for a beautiful girl to believe that love is blind.
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Some men flee from temptation, but others just crawl away from it hope it will overtake them.
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Of all daylight-saving plans, the best by far is an alarm clock.
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The best place to have a com is on the bottom of your foot: nobody can step on it but you.
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The cure love is marriage, and the cure for marriage is love again.
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The rainy days for which a man saves usually arrive during his vacation.
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