753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Most people are anxious to do a favor for those who don't need it.

Another man who doesn't bear a grudge is the husband who forgets his wedding anniversary.

The longer a wedding ring is worn, the harder it is to remove.

A man's prejudice is mental, a woman's temperamental.

The difference between opportunity and importunity is that opportunity doesn't repeat.

A golden wedding anniversary is lots of fun and laughter, created in part by the original wedding pictures.

The Lord loves a cheerful giver, and so does everyone else.

What this country needs is a pair of shoes that will increase in size along with the growth of children's feet.

To some people freedom of religion merely means a choice of churches to stay away from.