753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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An argument is an angry dispute in which two persons keep talking without throwing anything.
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With modern jets you can have breakfast in Los Angeles, lunch in New York, dinner in London, and baggage in Rome.
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Corn is estimated out West by the foot, down South by the gallon, and on television by the hour.
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The man who looks half dead should take a holiday, or has.
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When an alarm clock wakes a man up, it makes him feel not like the early bird, but like the worm.
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The difficulty in finding an ideal candidate is that no man can have prejudices enough to fit all sections.
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When you flee temptation be sure you don't leave a forwarding address.
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There's nothing so rare as the ability to take good advice, except the wisdom to give it.
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Self-esteem is the confidence which a person has in himself even though there's no one be has fooled more often.
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