753 Quotes by Evan Esar

A corn on the ear is worth two on the foot.

The man who does not think as we do is apt to be prejudiced.

When you flee temptation be sure you don't have a forwarding address.

If you think both sides in a dispute cannot win, just interview management and labor after a strike is settled.

A women's little feet usually run up a big shoe bill.

History doesn't repeat itself as often as gossip does.

After the Christmas holidays most of us are way behind on our bills, but way ahead on our calories.

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.

There are some people who are always in the conversation when they are not there.