753 Quotes by Evan Esar

During adolescence the music you enjoy is good music no matter how bad it is.

To some men the only symbol of hospitality is a corkscrew.

During courtship a girl is unpredictable until she gets an engagement ring - then she shows her hand.

The man who takes and never gives, may last for years but never lives.

The man who takes to drink when his wife leaves him should be careful not to overdo the celebration.

The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but they flee even faster when someone is after them.

Another way to find out where the shoe pinches is to foot your wife's shoe bills.

In Kentucky the com is full of kernels, and the colonels are full of corn.

The man who does not think as you do is apt to be stubborn.