753 Quotes by Evan Esar

The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired.

The cure for love is marriage and the cure for marriage is love again.

How wonderful holidays would be if there wasn't the day after.

Democracy is a form of government where you can always say what you like, and do what you're told.

What this country needs is an alarm clock that can be set on Saturday night to ring Monday morning.

The difference between classical and popular music is the difference between antique and antic.

Many a man makes the mistake of developing his opinions in the dark room of prejudice.

Sometimes when a man takes a day off to celebrate, he needs another day off to get over it.

When an arbitrator fails to settle a dispute, both sides regard him as more traitor than arbitrator.