753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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Prejudice is merely a lazy man's substitute for thinking.
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Cheat me once, you ought to be ashamed; cheat me twice, I ought to be ashamed.
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The man who invented the alarm clock probably did more than anyone else to arouse the working classes.
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Homes are built to provide a little security for a family, and a lot of security for the bank that holds the mortgage.
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A silver wedding is the day on which a married man celebrates twenty-five years of work under the same boss.
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Democracy is a ship of state whose officers try to steer a straight course in all directions.
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Some people's idea of a celebration is to enjoy a Christmas they'll never forget and a New Year's they can't remember.
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Marriage brings music into a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle at home.
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An alarm clock is built with a mechanism to scare the daylights into you.
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