753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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Some men, in telling a fish story, will go to any length.
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Half of the world doesn't see how the other half can see anything funny in what it laughs at.
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When an alcoholic wants to celebrate an occasion, does he go out and get sober.
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A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it stops the wearer's circulation.
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Some people are impressed only when they are suppressed.
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A woman is likely to keep trying on shoes till the salesman has a fit.
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It's the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.
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Tact is giving a person a pat on the back when you feel like giving him a kick in the pants.
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She is so sure of getting her own way, she could even write her diary in advance.
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