753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry--and the world laughs harder.

Knowledge is what you get from reading the small print in a contract. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Public opinion is the God of democracy and the journalist is his prophet.

The virtue of a free government is that the more freedom you have, the less government you need to have.

In every organization, factions speak louder than words.

Take a lesson from the clock; it passes the time by keeping its hands busy.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Space is being conquered by man while man is being conquered by time.

A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.