753 Quotes by Evan Esar

There are two sides to every story until the gossips get hold of it.

Some girls get rings with large diamonds, others get rings that look as if they were all paid for.

The man who can laugh at himself never runs out of things he can laugh at.

The woman who is shopping for shoes has no sense for the fitness of things.

By the time you learn that you should always read the fine print, your eyes can no longer see it.

Some girls are music lovers, while others can love without it.

In all this foolish world no creature is so perfect a fool as a woman--excepting always a man.

Democracy is a form of government whose citizens have complete freedom to choose which candidate they prefer to mess things up for them.

The evolution of a new diary: double entry, single entry, blank.