753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Public opinion is what people think other people think.

The man who never forgets his wedding anniversary is probably a bachelor.

An astronaut is a man chosen to travel in outer space because he can be trusted to keep his feet on the ground.

An office clock is rarely stolen, probably because everyone watches it.

The most positive way to progress to the top is to start at the bottom and never stop.

What this country needs is an organization opposed to all organizations.

A woman has passed the dangerous age as soon as she starts trying on a pair of shoes for comfort.

A ring on the finger is worth two on the phone.

Remember, in every lease the big print giveth and the small print taketh away.