753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Some of the hardest words in English are spelled with e's.

The happy man counts his blessings; the unhappy one counts his cash.

A lot of people get credit for being well-behaved simply because they haven't the money to be otherwise.

No one is perfect. except the man who makes a perfect fool of himself.

An engagement ring is a piece of jewelry that usually turns a right-handed girl into a left handed one.

Of all the opinions which people entertain, the best one is that which they have of themselves.

Pray as though no work could help, and work as though no prayer could help.

Keep an open mind, but don't keep it too open or people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.

The husband who expects his wife to perfect also expects her to understand why he isn't.