753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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Some of the hardest words in English are spelled with e's.
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The happy man counts his blessings; the unhappy one counts his cash.
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A lot of people get credit for being well-behaved simply because they haven't the money to be otherwise.
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No one is perfect. except the man who makes a perfect fool of himself.
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An engagement ring is a piece of jewelry that usually turns a right-handed girl into a left handed one.
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Of all the opinions which people entertain, the best one is that which they have of themselves.
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Pray as though no work could help, and work as though no prayer could help.
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Keep an open mind, but don't keep it too open or people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.
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The husband who expects his wife to perfect also expects her to understand why he isn't.
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