753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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Space travel is the only way now known to man of leaving this world without dying.
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Wars take longer nowadays because generals spend most of their time keeping diaries for future books.
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The army is another organization that gives commissions in addition to salaries.
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Before marriage, she tells him where to take her; after marriage, she tells him where to go.
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There's plenty of room at the top, but not enough for the people who think they ought to be there.
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No man has ever been able to explain why a woman feels more comfortable in uncomfortable shoes than she does in comfortable ones.
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No matter how fast a clock may run, it always winds up at the same place.
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The best way of getting ahead of most people is by getting along with some and getting around others.
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To the bachelor, a wedding ring symbolizes a vicious cycle.
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