753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket.
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Some people are good at spelling; others know how to spell the synonyms for the words they don't know how to spell.
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Some people are greedy even when they pray: they expect a thousand-dollar answer to a one minute prayer.
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A contract is an agreement where the size of the print tends to contract the more you read.
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Liquor works two ways; it will either put you on top of the world, or under the table.
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The government is the only organization that operates on a deficit and still makes money.
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A man is no greater than his wife's opinion.
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An open mind helps a man understand a woman, an open wallet helps a woman understand a man.
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More and more married women are working nowadays, some of them even at home.
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