753 Quotes by Evan Esar
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Pay as you go, unless you are going for good.
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Family: a social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with the closet space.
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Some people are such liars, they cannot even tell the truth in a diary.
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The proof that many a man is a poor judge of human nature is the good opinion he holds of himself.
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The only way to pass motorists at a safe distance is to travel by air.
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A girl uses soft soap to get a ring off her finger - and also to get one on.
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Being a bachelor has its disadvantages: for one thing , he has to get up very early to make the money to stay up very late.
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It is good to have an open mind, but be sure it is not open at both ends.
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The only perfect people are those we do not know.
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