753 Quotes by Evan Esar

As long as there are final exams, there will always be prayers in our schools.

The proof that many a man is a poor judge of human nature is the good opinion he hold of himself.

Love spells romance, marriage dispels it.

A liquor store is where they collect taxes for the government and also sell liquor

Liar is the one who pretends to be very good or the one who pretends to be very bad.

A movie star doesn't care to live in the institution of marriage, but prefers to make frequent visits.

The man who is sure to make others boil is the one who is always letting off esteem.

Most of us are either too thin to enjoy eating. or too fat to enjoy walking.

A vacation sometimes begins with your needing a rest, but more often ends that way.