753 Quotes by Evan Esar

To the cynic, money isn't the root of all evil-evil is the root of all money.

It takes two to make a criminal: one individual and one society.

Health is something that makes you feel it's a fine day when it isn't.

Cold cash has a way of making the approach a little warmer.

The less a man says the more he doesn't have to apologize.

A wedding is a ceremony at which a woman acquires another mind of her own.

A woman's intuition may not be scientific but it's the best of all lie detectors.

It's strange how many animals are killed to dress the girl that's dressed to kill.

A successful politician is one who knows how to get into the public eye without irritating it.