753 Quotes by Evan Esar

There are a dozen taxpayers born every hour, and one government worker to live off them.

If a fee were charged to see the sun rise, almost everybody would be up to watch it.

Get the best of liquor, but don't let liquor get the best of you.

Argumentative people have one thing in common: they are always ready to dispute an indisputable fact.

Crimes will continue to be committed as long as those who do them aren't.

Love of money is the root of half the evil in the world , and lack of money is the root of the other half.

Some people always finish a sentence before starting the thought.

A liar's worst misfortune is not that no one believes him, but that he can't believe anyone else.

Maybe the Lord lets people get into trouble because that's the only time they think of Him.