753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Self - evidence: evident to one's he has inside information, self and nobody else.

To please them, don't tease them; first seize them, then squeeze them.

Youth thinks nothing of health, and age thinks of nothing but.

An apology sometimes consists of words of regret that you really feel. but more often words of regret.

Liquor is an insiduos habit; you start out by drinking now and then, and very soon you are drinking more now than you did then.

The happiest man on earth is the one who never knows it.

An argument always leaves each party convinced that the other has a closed mind.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

A wedding takes only a few hours, but the arguments go on forever.