753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Many a man makes mistake of developing his opinions in the dark room of prejudice.

One man's sunset is another man's sunrise

A little liquor makes you lose your inhibitions, a lot makes you give inhibitions.

There's only one person who can lie more brazenly than a pathological liar, and that's another pathological liar.

Another thing that's wrong with television is that it goes in for movies that are not worth going out to see.

An ounce of intuition is worth a pound of tuition.

Happiness is the ability to avoid letting your troubles bother you any more than they bother your friends.

The greatest miracle of love is the reformation of a flirt.

The less sound a man's argument, the louder he talks.