753 Quotes by Evan Esar

A wedding is the ceremony that alters a man's life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

The flirt who attracts a man before marriage usually distracts him afterwards.

As ye sew, so shall ye rip.

Two liars are company, three are a crowd, and four or more a chamber of commerce.

Equity follows the law, but seldom overtakes it.

When a flirt turns around to look at a man, it's only to see if he has turned around to look at her.

If it weren't for his delusions, many a man would go out of his mind.

Half the world doesn't know how much the other half lies about it.

When a teenager is watching television, listening to her record player, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework.