753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Good intentions usually last as long as the remorse which gives them birth.

TV is an advertising medium, where the commercial urging you to save is followede by another urging you to borrow.

A clever liar gives details, but the cleverest one doesn't.

If you can't find the right button, sew up the buttonhole.

The first thing a flirt notices about a man is if her husband is around.

A check for liquor is not a check for liquor.

Flirtation originated with a young woman who was too impatient to wait for an introduction.

The worst thing about television are the sponsors who make the impossible programs possible.

Reading is like permitting a man who sits in a train facing back to talk a long time.