753 Quotes by Evan Esar

To a liar, truth is more a stranger than fiction.

A lazy schoolboy lets his father do his homework, but a bright one helps his father with it.

Some people spread happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Calling anything foolproof seems to take a lot for granted.

In his steadfast pursuit of world peace, man has always stuck to his guns.

A shotgun wedding is one in which the bride's father says, "He does".

The only person to whom nothing is impossible is the pathological liar.

Some people can handle their liquor, while others go off the handle.

A commercial gives you a headache while trying to sell you a remedy for it.