753 Quotes by Evan Esar

All dictators are alike: they have control of everything - except their feelings.

If it weren't for our troubles we'd never appreciate happiness.

Life is an endless series of bounces, some as predictable as the rebound of a basketball, others as unpredictable as the rebound of a football.

The honeymoon is over when the bride who took her husband for better or for worse, starts taking him for granted.

The man who is stuck on himself seldom has any cause of jealousy.

Before the wedding, you expect too much of marriage; after the wedding, you get too much of it.

In all affairs it's a healthy thing not and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.

Economics makes no sense; no matter how much or how little hair you have, the price of a haircut is the same.

The country that has only one man who can save it, is not worth saving.