753 Quotes by Evan Esar

A penny saved is a girlfriend lost.

When you win an argument with your wife, the argument is not over.

It takes all kinds of people to make a world, and it's about time they got started.

A small town is a place where the news circulates before the newspaper does.

A glamour girl is a thing of beauty and an expense forever.

When you finally visit your boy hood town, you find it wasn't the old home you longed for, but your boyhood.