753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Many a girl who can't dance well makes up for it during intermission.

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.

Everything comes to him who waits -- if he waits till it comes.

Some people worry because they are in debt; others, because they can't even get in.

A man is known by the company he keeps, but a woman is known by the company she keeps waiting.

Do a little more every day than you are expected to do, and soon you will be expected to do more.

A cynic sees little to admire in the world, while the world sees even less to admire in him.

The modern dance is no dance in the first place, and when you've finally learned it, it's not modern any more.

A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.