33 Quotes by Fanny Brice

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

No law against waiting," I said, "people do it all the time." For once, I didn't say too much, I didn't say too little, I said just what I said and then walked.

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.