2 Quotes by Fearne Hill

Aren’t we a bit too old to be making number sixty-nine jokes, Al?’He looks at me like I’m mad. ‘Jaz mate, you are never too old to make number sixty-nine jokes.

My cock has turned to solid concrete. I’m flying commando and it is threatening to introduce itself out of the top of my jeans. I don’t think she’s ready for the Van-Zeller manhood quite just yet. Give it a couple of days though.