2 Quotes by Festus Krex Skyrim

When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown.

-Festus Krex Skyrim

  • Author Festus Krex Skyrim
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    ...I killed a bride once. It was our honeymoon. Tepid, I said! The bathwater should be tepid! Lukewarm is not tepid! Close, maybe, but there's a difference. Stupid cow.

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...I killed a bride once. It was our honeymoon. Tepid, I said! The bathwater should be tepid! Lukewarm is not tepid! Close, maybe, but there's a difference. Stupid cow.

-Festus Krex Skyrim

 

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