63 Quotes by Finley Peter Dunne

There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription.

A firm belief attracts facts. They come out in holes in the ground an' cracks in the' wall to support belief, but they run away from doubt.