48 Quotes by Flip Wilson

If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we’re ‘dead earnest,’ humor is the only thing that is dead.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.

With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You’ve got to be good to make them laugh.

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don’t want it.

The devil made me do it.

I tell fans who ask me why I'm not doing comedy anymore that I'm a different person. I've grown and I've matured. I've made a transition to where I really want to be.

Everyone in this house and the houses next door knows when I'm in the sauna because I start singing, and I sing the blues when I'm in a really good mood. I have a really loud voice, you know.

I have the bug again. I'm expecting the response to seeing the show again on Nick to be very good, and this will set the groundwork for what I want to do.