48 Quotes by Flip Wilson

The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.