524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.

I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment.

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.