77 Quotes About Toilets
- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
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- Author R.U. Slime
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I'm the bathroom masterI'm a real bowl blasterDon't mess with me'Cause I can mess it up fasterWith just one flushI can make a toilet gushWhen my sister cleans it upI just turn her to mush!
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- Author Helen DeWitt
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The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact, considered as an accoutrement to a sexual encounter, a toilet bowl is a real cold shower.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.
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- Author Thomm Quackenbush
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Campgrounds are never comfortable. They are merely less awful than other options. In normal circumstances, if told that the nearest available toilet was half a mile away, up a dirt path frequented by animals in gastric distress, one would lock the doors and speed to civilization. When a tent or camper is involved, one is jubilant. At least this site had flush toilets!
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