524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.

I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Information doesn't kill you.

Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.