524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

People are just waiting around to get certified

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

I'm vile and perverted. I'm obsessed and deranged. I've existed for years but very little has changed. I'm the tool of the government and industry too. For I'm destined to rule and regulate you. You may think I'm pernicious, but you can't look away. I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say. I'm the best you can get... have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set....

Never bend over for a Christian.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.