524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.

Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.