524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity

Some people crave baseball - I find this unfathomable but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing a bassoon

Do you love it - do you hate it? There it is the way you made it

Anything, Any time, Anywhere - for no Reason at All.

In a fight between you and the world, pick the world

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.