524 Quotes by Frank Zappa

One and one is eleven.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.