14 Quotes by Fred A. Allen

What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement

Batten, Barton, Durstine & Osborne-sounds like a trunk falling down a flight of stairs.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.

Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk

There's good cops, but there's more bad cops than good cops around here.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done