41 Quotes by Fred Schneider

The hairstyles of most Heavy Metal bands are pretty horrendous.

No, we've been performing our old songs a little differently each performance.

Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour.

It was a nightmare. The band had to tour Greenland by bus.

I was raised in New Jersey - Long Branch.

I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much.

I used to like doing karaoke until cell-phone cameras came along.

Sometimes groups and their material can get overbloated.

When I die, I have arranged to have a microchip in my tombstone, which will be solar- powered. It will play the noise of dozens of people weeping and moaning over me.