10 Quotes by Friends

if you wanna make friends , you have to be hypocrite , but if you wanna have best friends you need to be honest to them

दु:खी गरीब र असाहय को सेवा मा नै खुशी पाउछु ! साहीत्य लाई माया र असल मित्रता को सम्मान गर्छु !

Mr Heckles: quiet, your disturbing my birds!Rachel: you dont have birdsMr Heckles: i could have birds!

Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

(Joey walks in wearing Chandler's clothes)JOEY: Hi. I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?

Joey: It's just my character that's not brain-dead.

I'll never win that battle. 'Friends' was a juggernaut. It's not going to happen like that again.

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it. I don't think that was my point.

Chandler: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man, " they'll shout!