3 Quotes by Futurama

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate

Bender: Ah, the crossbow. A pitiless, elegant killing machine. The Bender of the 15th century.Fry: Not big enough. We need something that can take out an entire army. Something you could commit a war crime with--

In the future, ... people will live twice as long, computers will die twice as fast.