90 Quotes by Fuzzy Zoeller

Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.

If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.