3 Quotes by G. Wodehouse

I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.

The Bishop was talking to the local Master of Hounds about the difficulty he had in keeping his vicars off the incense.

The lunches of fifty-seven years had caused his chest to slip down to the mezzanine floor.