4 Quotes by G.H. Finn

She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when she decided to summon the devil and sell her soul for fame. As you do. Hell, we’ve all been there… Of course, things didn’t go according to plan. Never have, never will…

Once there was a little old lady who lived next-door. I was eleven when I decided to kill her. But I didn’t. As an eleven-year-old I was shocked, upset and angry enough to take the life of the frail-looking, white-haired woman, but I lacked the ingenuity and resolve to put a plan into action. It’s easy to want to kill someone but hard to actually do it. Especially when you’re a kid. That’s why I waited until I was eighteen.

She was awakened by a strange buzzing sound coming from somewhere nearby. Her stomach ached. She felt sick. Her head was spinning. Slowly, she half-opened her eyes, squinting against the sunlight streaming in through a window. She was naked apart from her socks. The weird buzzing came again. She lay on her back and looked up, seeing a large revolving ceiling fan. She tried to remember where she was.

The chances of anyone colonizing Mars are a million to one!” Or so the newspapers said. But still we came.