184 Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don’t ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like ‘this guy is ready to party.’

There’s 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There’s big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That’s the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

I try not to get political, I don’t want to get religious, I don’t want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.

I’m a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.

It’s because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

I don’t have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I’m alive and I’m living and I’m experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.

I’m always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that’s off stage. People know when it’s fake.

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I’m never home.