184 Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

When you’re a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

And I don’t want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don’t get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that’s still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.

TV show’s really quick. You’re in, you’re out. A film usually takes a lot longer. However, a voiceover is very much like TV in the sense that it’s really quick. For example, I did the movie Planes in one day.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don’t have one for common sense?

I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I’m doing. If I can keep this going, I’m happy.

People think if you have money, it’ll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that’s all I’ve ever done.

Anything is possible as long as you’re focused, determined and you really want to do it.

Make sure you’re doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated.