184 Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long live, maybe you will. But, why do people measure life by the years instead about how good the years were.

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

I just know you can not be on top forever. There's always going to be the next guy, and if I'm going to go down, I'd like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can't prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.