184 Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important times, because I'm out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax.

Honestly, I really don't like acting. I don't enjoy it. What I do like is going to a movie theatre and seeing my face on a poster. I like seeing my name on a poster. That is cool.

It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.